Vampira mastered social distancing long before it was cool! The “Social Distancing Before It Was Cool” T-shirt combines dark humour, retro horror and gothic style with one of the most iconic figures of vintage horror culture.
Printed on a 100% cotton Fruit of the Loom T-shirt.
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Because sometimes unsubscribing is the only solution! The “Please Cancel My Subscription To Your Issues” T-shirt is a funny and sarcastic way to let everyone know you're officially done subscribing to other people's drama.
Printed on a 100% cotton Fruit of the Loom T-shirt.
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“If Life Gives You Melons, You May Be Dyslexic” — a clever twist on the classic “when life gives you lemons” saying! A funny T-shirt for anyone who loves wordplay, witty quotes and jokes that take just a second to click.
Printed on a 100% cotton Fruit of the Loom T-shirt.
“Save Animals – Eat People.” Love animals but feel a little less enthusiastic about humans? This sarcastic T-shirt takes a familiar animal-friendly message and pushes it to a hilariously dark extreme. Perfect for animal lovers with a taste for dark humour, sarcasm and very clear priorities. Printed on a 100% cotton Fruit of the Loom T-shirt.
